Transness

Apr

12

Finding Fuck Yes

Simplify your decision-making. Kind of.

Apr 12, 2024

7 min read

Mar

30

What Rainbows Sound Like

Even Neil Patrick Harris thinks you should butch up.

Mar 30, 2024

6 min read

Jan

03

Transgender Jedi Flip, Part One

T4T 4-eva.

Jan 3, 2024

4 min read

Nov

16

Be the Bro You Wish to See

What can you do for your gender, Boss Man?

Nov 16, 2023

2 min read

Oct

22

All I Want From Justin Timberlake

Be a better ally, bro.

Oct 22, 2023

2 min read

Sep

24

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

TFW you wrap your closeted trans body around a monarch.

Sep 24, 2023

16 min read

Sep

05

It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤

Sep 5, 2023

6 min read

Aug

31

A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces

Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.

Aug 31, 2023

2 min read

Jul

06

One Solved Mystery

People with different genitals learning about each other.

Jul 6, 2023

2 min read

Jun

22

From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III

Listen to your dick, at least if your dick is my dick.

Jun 22, 2023

8 min read