Self(hood) Help

Sep
10
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
Sep
05
It’s Not Me, It’s You.

It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Jul
28
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

I Fought the Law and the Law Lost

An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
6 min read
Jun
22
Be the Change You Want to See in Dick Pics

Be the Change You Want to See in Dick Pics

Photo diary of a phalloplasty
3 min read
Jun
01
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
7 min read
May
08
Baby’s First Bald Spot

Baby’s First Bald Spot

Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
10 min read
Apr
19
Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need

Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need

The one with the watersports. ;)
8 min read
Feb
01
How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days

How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days

Just 14 incredible steps
2 min read
Jan
10
An Incomplete Accounting of My Non-Material Resources

An Incomplete Accounting of My Non-Material Resources

I’m rich!
3 min read