An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today
but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
Topic
Self(hood) Help
A collection of 17 issues
It’s Not Me, It’s You.
Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance
A little bit at a time. Right.
I Fought the Law and the Law Lost
An Ohio court rules in my flamboyant favor.
Be the Change You Want to See in Dick Pics
Photo diary of a phalloplasty
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?
Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
Baby’s First Bald Spot
Or, How to Become Your Own Dad in Just 42.5 Years
Peeing on Your Boyfriend Won’t Give You What You Want, but It Will Give You What You Need
The one with the watersports. ;)
How to Become Your Own Boyfriend in 2,316 Days
Just 14 incredible steps
An Incomplete Accounting of My Non-Material Resources
I’m rich!