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RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

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Apr
26
Three trillium flowers, with three white petals each, springing from broad green leaves, over a bed of dried redwood needles.

Being-Alive Problems

This one is suicidey.
6 min read
Apr
18
A black cat head pokes out from behind laundry strewn about a loft bed. To his left is a TV screen showing two men dancing.

Whitest-People Problems

I made it!
2 min read
Apr
12
A tuxedo cat asleep on a furry black blanket. In the background is the inside of an RV with yellow walls and hanging art.

Finding Fuck Yes

Simplify your decision-making. Kind of.
7 min read
Mar
30
What Rainbows Sound Like

What Rainbows Sound Like

Even Neil Patrick Harris thinks you should butch up.
6 min read
Mar
21
A black cat asleep on his back on a green blanket, exposing white fur belly underneath, arms spread akimbo

From the Desk of Sir Thomas Catface IV

The one with the adorable cat pics 😻
4 min read
Mar
15
A long, narrow photo of a very tall redwood tree, with heavily textured bark and some green, mossy looking patches.

Unpaid Advertisement: Cazadores Canned Margarita

Canned tequila is good enough, and so am I.
4 min read
Mar
08
How Werk Works

How Werk Works

Plus, the annual boobie-free sale.
7 min read
Feb
24
Photo shows the interior of an RV with piles of clothes, dishes, boxes, tools, and various containers and knick-knacks

Your Room Gets Messy, and You Clean It Up

So why stress the mess?
5 min read
Jan
30
No Beans, but Sausage

No Beans, but Sausage

It’s probably going to be fine.
2 min read
Jan
03
Transgender Jedi Flip, Part One

Transgender Jedi Flip, Part One

T4T 4-eva.
4 min read