The Faggot-Witch Whenever
Stories for queer liberation and inspiration.

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Jan
30
No Beans, but Sausage

No Beans, but Sausage

It’s probably going to be fine.
2 min read
Jan
03
Transgender Jedi Flip, Part One

Transgender Jedi Flip, Part One

T4T 4-eva.
4 min read
Nov
16
Be the Bro You Wish to See

Be the Bro You Wish to See

What can you do for your gender, Boss Man?
2 min read
Nov
09
RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

The extended edit of our Hollywood hang.
13 min read
Oct
22
All I Want From Justin Timberlake

All I Want From Justin Timberlake

Be a better ally, bro.
2 min read
Sep
24
A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

TFW you wrap your closeted trans body around a monarch.
16 min read
Sep
10
An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

An Incomplete List of Questions I Didn’t Need to Stress About Today

but did anyway, until two Manhattans.
1 min read
Sep
05
It’s Not Me, It’s You.

It’s Not Me, It’s You.

Dear “real life”/capitalism: Fuck you. 🖤
6 min read
Aug
31
A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces

A Tale of Two Dick Surfaces

Weirdest. Life Metaphor. Ever.
2 min read
Aug
24
An Incomplete List of Things to Love About My Serial Rapist

An Incomplete List of Things to Love About My Serial Rapist

I miss him.
3 min read