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Lessons in self-love. Antidotes to trans hate.

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To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

RuPaul Uncut

RuPaul Uncut

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

A Supposedly Female Thing I’ll Never Do Again

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Faggot-Witch Forever: A Letter of Resignation to Cis Publishing

Faggot-Witch Forever: A Letter of Resignation to Cis Publishing

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04
Nov
Washington State Hates

Washington State Hates

A stunning upset for trans people/humanity is under way at the polls.
8 min read
29
Oct
Queer-Lens Lesson of the Day

Queer-Lens Lesson of the Day

Fuck HBO.
3 min read
24
Oct
An image of a man’s chest, heavily tattooed with a black, deconstructed lotus, and a check-mark voting sticker on his right pec.

I Voted!

Then I cried.
2 min read
15
Oct
My Cat Is Trans

My Cat Is Trans

Sorry not sorry.
7 min read
08
Oct
Thank You, Daddies

Thank You, Daddies

(You can be my daddy, too)
5 min read
28
Sep
A man stands on a ferry in front of the Seattle skyline at night. He is opening his white coat to show a strappy black bodysuit and his chest covered with black tattoos.

Adopt a Trans

For just 16 cents a day
7 min read
10
Sep
A slim vase-sconce hangs on a yellow wall. It holds three red dahlias and green leaves, and is etched with a design of leaves and daisies.

Other People’s Rapings

An ode to SVU
4 min read
25
Aug
Divorcing “Should”

Divorcing “Should”

Now dating other options
5 min read
29
Jul
`A fraying strip of retro, burgundy-backed, horizontal floral wallpaper above a plastic toilet.

Drunkorating

Fake self-love till you make self-love.
8 min read
08
Jul
Moon hovering above a pine-covered hill behind the author. Foreground is a pair of feet poking out of a h

The End of Sex

Or, How Psychedelics Helped Me Stop Fuckin’
22 min read