Award-winning author Gabriel Mac is The Faggot-Witch, forever.

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What’s Grosser Than Gross

Not a primate penis!
⸱ 8 minutes read

Cat Person 😻

⸱ 15 minutes read

B A N K R U P T C Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

⸱ 12 minutes read

A Tale of Two Swimsuits

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I Can Haz House

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Previous articles

To My Penis on His Birthday 🎂🍆

Thomas Penis Esquire III turns five.
⸱ 7 minutes read

Love Is Like Oral

It’s specialized as hell.
⸱ 10 minutes read

Tiny Video of a Happy Trans

Tiny-dishwasher edition.
⸱ 6 minutes read

How to Handle Your Shit

The Emmy-edited RV-pooping video you’ve been waiting for. 💩🎬
⸱ 5 minutes read
My Katrina Evacuation

My Katrina Evacuation

What happened when I fled New Orleans from the most destructive hurricane in American history.
⸱ 19 minutes read

Heed the Dolphin Queen

Maybe being myself is easier than I think.
⸱ 4 minutes read