RV Diaries

Jan
30
No Beans, but Sausage

No Beans, but Sausage

It’s probably going to be fine.
2 min read
Aug
03
Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

Zen and the Art of RV Poop Maintenance

A little bit at a time. Right.
7 min read
Jun
22
From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III

From the Desk of Thomas Penis Esquire III

Listen to your dick, at least if your dick is my dick.
8 min read
Jun
06
Questions I Never Asked in My Whole Life Until I Got an RV

Questions I Never Asked in My Whole Life Until I Got an RV

They’re mostly about poo.
1 min read
Jun
01
Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Does This RV Make Me Look Gay?

Super. Meet Bessie, my made-over partner in RV crime.
7 min read
May
19
I Can Reach My Window With My Foot

I Can Reach My Window With My Foot

And other RV gifts
2 min read
Mar
15
A Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual

A Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual

Gettin’ real loose around here. Also/related: balls.
7 min read
Mar
03
You Need a Debris Wand

You Need a Debris Wand

Yet more existential RV-maintenance advice.
4 min read
Feb
18
Cross-Dressing Transsexual Does Bump of Caviar

Cross-Dressing Transsexual Does Bump of Caviar

Breaking newses.
4 min read
Feb
09
Incidental Misogyny Playlist

Incidental Misogyny Playlist

That thing when Spotify queues you up somethin’ creepy.
2 min read