I Can Reach My Window With My Foot

And other RV gifts

There’s two beds in this house, one over the driver’s cab, one in the back, both surrounded by windows, both so closed in and cozy that you can always reach the sliding glass panes without getting up. This morning, I woke up a little hot and slid one open with my foot, barely waking or having to move before going back to sleep.

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